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17. March 2009

The Barber & haircut

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour.

Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?”

Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your house.”

26. October 2008

PC Hardware, Software and Tech Releases Reviews

As usual i sometimes talk about good sites and blogs that i find in this internet cloud and share with you guys in here. Yesterday, I found a software and firefox extensions that I hadn’t heard of in the past. The two extensions that you shouldn’t miss are the Best Extensions for Firefox and the Google Cache Checker Firefox Extension. This extension is not heavy, and superior functioning lodging suitedly in the rank bar. More importantly , it shows a checkmark icon, if not a red X will be shown. One of the other cool software i found yesterday and enjoyed is Blaze Media Pro . The software can set aside lots of assets. I say so because it is a night all in one audio and video transformer for iPod, PSP, 3GP,FLASH, MPEG 1 AND 2, OGG, AVI, MP3, WMV, MOV, WMA and CD. In fact you can read a very informative Blaze Media Pro review.

All of this good stuff i found in a new but very impressive Gadget review site named Gadget Advisor . The site design seems very cool and elegant and navigation is also convenient. I have subscribed to this blogs RSS to my reader and will be in synch with its Gadget reviews which will help me choose the next Gadgets i am planning to buy . Not only that but it will also improve my knowledge also.

18. October 2008

Three answers most feared by men)


1. (Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever.. 
Men: Why not we have steamboat? 
Women: Don’t want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again? 
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood 
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea 
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything) 

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything 
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie 
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only 
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep 
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home 
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you 
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance 
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk 
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest? 
Women: You decide 
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: Eat what? 
Women: Anything 
(Look around… no one here, gonna kill her….)

16. October 2008

Indian Music director Pritam a Thief ?

Here is the proof…

Race Song Pehli Nazar copy of Chinese Kim Hyung Song Sarang Hae Yo 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KoS3weBxAg 

Race Song Zara Zara Touch Me copy of Lee-Hom Wang’s ‘Zhu Lin Shen Chu’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wdTrPI3mumU 

Jab we met’s ‘Yeh ishq ‘ copy of Anggun’s ?tre Une Femme 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4poevqspsI 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TQyU6EqWh_o&feature=related 

Jab We Met Aao milo chale copy Indonesian band, Peterpan’s ‘Di Belakangku’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EGXniVSfSZE 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jpUic8hWD8&feature=related 

Woh Lamhe ‘Kya mujhe pyaar hai’copy of Indonesian Band ‘Tak bisakah’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZTqg1MgkTY 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2EoblYYvLsE&feature=related 

Bhool Bulaiya Halla Hafiz copy of Amr Diab’s Awedony 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Xi_xOmmsRY 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UtVerSkccgo&feature=related 

Dhol Dil Liya copy of Dania Khatib’s 1999 hit, ‘Leiley’ 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Leiley-DaniaElKhateeb.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBkp57nRE5A 

Life in a Metro song Baatein kuch ankahee copy of Korean song, ‘Ah Reum Dah Oon Sa Ram’ by Seo Yu Seok! 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCTGuhPcC4Y 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ura4grIiF90&feature=related 

Bhool Bhulaiyya Hare ram hare ram copy of Bill Hailey’s Oriental Rock 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Oriental…HaleyComets.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lu3EorpiQ4 

Life in a Metro song O Meri jaan copy of Queensryche’s Silent Lucidity and Amr Diab’s Ba’ed el Layali 
Original 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2ohGF0K4AI 
Original 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2y_Vbev5zs 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3g2ICCQNQ-w 

Pyar ke side effects song Jaane kya copy of ‘Mahi’ by Hadiqa Kiyani 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mokJJsRfP6Q 
COPY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5fEHdP-5Dc 

Woh Lamhe song Chal Chale copy of a 1965 track called ‘A World of our own’ by the band, The Seekers 
Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9oaXzrsV3Q 
COPY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeJ2tqPjnps 

Dhoom Song DHOOM AGAIN copy of a song called ‘Dudu’ from Tarkan 
Portions edited appropriately 
Original:http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Dudu_ver2-Tarkan.rm 
COPY: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/DhoomAgain-Dhoom2.rm 

Speed song Tikki Tikki copy of Turkish pop superstar Tarkan’s 2003 hit, ‘Dudu’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KoJ34jPX3WM 
COPY: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/TikhiTikhi-Speed.rm 

Agnipankh song Janmabhoomi & Zindagi hai copy of Abrar-ul-haq’s ‘December 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/December-AbrarUlHaq.rm 
COPY 1: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Janmabhoomi-Agnipankh.rm 
COPY 2: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/ZindagiHaiTo-Agnipankh.rm 


Bhagam Bhag songs Signal & Afreen copy of Trinidadian Soca hit, ‘Signal for Lara’ by Superblue & Cheb Mami’s 2001 track, ‘Viens Habibi’ 
Original 1: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/SignalForLara-SuperBlue.rm 
Original 2: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/ViensHabibi-ChebMami.rm 
COPY 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=G31riHQjvDI 
COPY 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-65fajmsC8 

Life in a Metro In dino copy of Waqar Ali’s ‘Mera naam hai mohobbat’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=89wB3og_yXQ 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aQ52IJjbNg4 

Raqueeb songs ‘Jaane kaise’ copy of Amr Diab’s 2003 track, ‘Allem albi’ and song ‘Channa ve channa’ copy of Pashto singer Rahim Shah. 
Original 1: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NqoXaLHFTik&feature=related 
Original 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JplIDBi6wZE 
Copy 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjwMsYnEJ58 
Copy2: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=33EJLt-NMDQ&feature=related 

Kya Love Story Hai Song ‘Miss you everyday’ Lift of Lebanese singer Karina’s 2006 chartbuster ‘Alatoul’ 
‘Jab se tum mile ho’ is a lift from Pakistani singer Hadiqa Kiyani’s 1996 number (album: Raaz), ‘Jab se tum milay ho’! 
Original 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=snIA9iR0b-0 
Original 2: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/JabSeTumMilay-Hadiqa.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ_w0HDh0N0 

Kya Love Story Hain song ‘Deewana teri aankhon ka’ copy of Black Eyed Peas’ ‘Bebot’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQAGh3JViyI 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0ASdmHF40 

Kya Love Story Hai song Gum sum hai dil mera copy of Thai song, ‘Oh la nor…my love’ by Bird Thungchai. 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tJjrJIh8c8k 
COPY: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/GumSumHaiDil-KLSH.rm 

Ankahee song Aa paas aa copy of Ottmar Liebert’s ‘Starry nite (March of Kings) 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/StarryNite-OttmarLiebert.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KbsUBqQxygY 

Apna sapna money money song Dil mein baji guitar copy of song, ‘Sheloha shela’ by the Middle Eastern group, Miami Band 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/ShelohaShela-MiamiBand.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pCPA80elJlY 

Woh Lamhe song ‘Tu Jo nahi’ copy of ‘Tu Jo Nahi SB John 
Original: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HWoKJMnMRSQ&feature=related 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=br_RJ0-rlbY 

Bas ek Pal song ‘Hai ishq’ copy of Yuri Mrakadi’s ‘Arabiyon Ana’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=c8gt6agxYN0 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qoHtiN4rWJo 

Pyaar Ke Side Effects song ‘Is this love’ copy of Paul Anka’s 1969 track ‘A-mi-manera’ 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/A-mi-manera_MyWay.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CGzMwPzc1VY 

Ankahee Title song copy of Boney M’s 1984 track, ‘Somewhere in the world’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=68hPjUoAk4E 
COPY:http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Ankahee-TitleSong.rm 

Gangster 
Song ‘Ya ali’ copy of Arabic band Guitara’s ‘Ya ghaly’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJi50826cu4 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpl9o_0Dtb4&feature=related 

SOng ‘Lamha lamha’ lifted form Waris Baig’s 1998 track, ‘Kal shab dekha maine’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0wfe0u-7DpI 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dJscz7bJ080 

Song ‘Bheegi bheegi’ lift from Mohiner Ghoraguli’s Bangla jibhonmuki gaan 
Original:http://youtube.com/watch?v=xAkzopTMXHc 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_wwsyz2YBUg&feature=related 

Song Tu hi meri shab hai copy of ‘Sacral Nirvana’ by Oliver Shanti & Friends 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5JXrmUD0EK0 
Copy: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BklekKJPjlI&feature=related 

Dhoom song DHoom Macchale copy of Jesse Cook’s ‘Mario takes a walk’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=e3iTfEF52kw 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CvhPvxmD3mI 

Ek Hasina Thi 
Song Akhiyaan Na Maar copy of Pakistani singer Waris Baig’s 2004 track, ‘Challa’ 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/Challa-WarisBaig.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BuFQ0aZLP8E 

Song Jal Jal Ke copy of Yuri Mrakadi’s 2001 track, ‘Arabiyon Ana’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gmmToe4TJw8 
COPY:http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_MYsiA3YY0 

Fight Club Song Chorein ki Batein copy of Pakistani singer Ali Zafar’s ‘Channo ki aankhen’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lLhylAWQgo8 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NrVm2NEoatY 

Ek Khiladi Ek Hasina song ‘Jhoom’ Lifted from Britney Spears’ commercial for Pepsi, ‘Joy of Pepsi’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSZaif6xlWc 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKpYRUI3o4M 

Garam Masala 
Songs ‘Dil samundar’ copy of Turkish singer Tarkan’s ‘Kuzu kuzu’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=u4kncVrjaQk 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4SHSxTBT4D0 

Song ‘Chori Chori’ copy of Balwinder Safri’s ‘Hai rabba’ 
Original 1: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/ChoriChori2-GaramMasala.rm 
Original 2: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/HaiRabba-DrZeus.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xT5-NxdawRI 

Song’Ada’ copy of song Amr Diab’s Ana 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/AmrDiab-Ana.rm 
COPY:http://www.itwofs.com/audio/HaiRabba-DrZeus.rm 

Dhoom song Shikdum copy of Tarkan’s ‘Sikidim’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g2uy7Cfl6kU 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2xThHWuM9A 

Chocolate 
Song ‘Zahreeli raatein’ copy of Jal’s ‘Aadat’ 
Original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FdZDRZTf67Y 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XyZEth7A0aw 

Song ‘Bheega bheega sa’ copy of Abrar-ul-Haq’s ‘December’ 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/December-AbrarUlHaq.rm 
COPY: 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCZhMHUFabI&feature=related 

Song ‘Halka halka sa’ copy of ‘Breeze from Saintes Maries’ 
Original: http://www.itwofs.com/audio/BreezeFr…aries-JesseCoo k.rm 
COPY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xcaog3CT6Fs

13. September 2008

Yahoo Says dont use IE

Today i noticed when opening Yahoo homepage with Internet Explorer that yahoo is recommending Mozilla Firefox 3 . I am not getting why is Yahoo telling us not to use Internet Explorer and switch to Firefox. I guess the reason for this is Yahoo has made downloadable Yahoo Customized Firefox 3. They could customize firefox easily because its Open Source but the same they cant do for Internet Explorer . You also have observed such message at top of Yahoo homepage if you use Internet Explorer.

16. July 2008

Now you can Edit the Google Search Result

Yes , You can change google algorithm only for you ( while you are logged in )

This feature allows you influence your search experience by adding, moving, and removing search results. When you search for the same keywords again while you are logged in to your Google account, you’ll continue to see those changes. If you later want to revert your changes, you can undo any modifications you’ve made.

Note: This is an experimental feature served to a random selection of participants and may be available for only a few weeks.

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