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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment and no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:”My friend you have not worked here for even a single day.” The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
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Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man:365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager:How many hours make up a day?
Man:24 Hours.
Manager:How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man:He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e. 1/3 (one third).
Manager:This is nice of u! What is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man:122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager:Do u come to work on weekends?
Man:No sir.Â
Manager:How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man:52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager:Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?Â
Man:18 days.
Manager:I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?Â
Man:4 days.
Manager:Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager:Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:2 days Sir!
Manager:Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man:No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:1 day sir!
Manager:Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man:No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man:None Sir!
Manager:So what r u claiming?
Man: !!!…Â Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR-HIGHLY RISK.
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It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed.
The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -”Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told “Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.
To this the sweet manager replied “Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don’t give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything.” Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought “What an Awesome Reply man!”
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