1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands.

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time   you’re together.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you  mean it.

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/ poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Do not lie.

15. Spend every second possible together .

16. Look into each other’s eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.

18. When in public, don’t flirt with each other.

19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking.

20. Buy her a ring.

21. Sing to each other.

22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it  over your heart.

26. Dance together.

27. Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your lap.   (It looks real cute)

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have  to look in a mirror to read it.

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to  call and say I love you.

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about  them.

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

33. Always tell her how pretty she looks.

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points)

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)

38. Go to church/pray/ worship together.

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

40. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice.

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

42. Make sacrifices for each other.

43. Really love each other, or don’t stay together.

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’tthinking about them, and make sure they know it.

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

50. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, “Sweet dreams.”

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog’s have owners. Cat’s have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

Women and cats will do as they please… men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

Dear Editor:
I’m sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Indian male readers. I am a White female who is engaged to an Indian male, good-looking, educated and loving. I just don’t understand a lot of Indian female’s attitudes about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Indian women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantly approached by Indian men, willing to wine and dine me and give me the world If Indian women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don’t they look at themselves and make some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we’re out in public. I would like to hear from some Indian men about why we white women are so appealing and coveted by them. Bryant Gumbel just left his wife of 26 years for one of us. Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Anan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cornelius,Berry Gordy, BillyBlanks, Larry Fishburne, Jesley Snipes…I could go on and on. But,right now, I’m a little angry and that is why I wrote this so hurriedly. Don’t be mad with us White women because so many of your men want us. Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your men better. If I’m wrong, Indian men, let me know.
Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA.
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The Response:
Dear Editor:
I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl. Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old Indian man. I studied from one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta, Georgia with a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at a major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I consider myself to be among the ranks of successful Non-White men. I will not use my precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record straight of why Indian men date white women. Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why Indian men dated white women was because they were considered easy. The Indian girls in my neighborhood were raised traditionally. They were very strict about when they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls. Nowadays, in my opinion, a lot of Indian males date white women because they are docile and easy to control. A lot of Indian men, because of insecurities, fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of our Indian women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses. Because of this fear, many Indian men look for a more docile woman. Someone we can control. I have talked to numerous Indian men and they continuously comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women. I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to know that not all successful Indian men date white women. Non-Whites like Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestn! ut,Will Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth ‘Babyface’ Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris Rock all married strong Non-White women. And, to flip the script, there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or secretly desire Non-White women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert
DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few. I just don’t want the ‘Disgusted White Girl’ to be misinformed. Stop thinking that because you are white that you are some type of goddess.
Remember, when Non-White Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt, you were over in the caves of Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs. Read your history! It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to cook and season your food. It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to raise your children. It was Non-White women who were breastfeeding and raising your babies during slavery. It is the Non-White woman that had to endure watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrownin jail. Indian women were born with two strikes against them: being Non-White and being a woman. And, through all this, Still They Rise! It is because of the Indian women’s strength, elegance, power, love and beauty that I could never date anyone except my Indian Queen. It is not just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them. It is not the fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colours and shades that I love them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about Indian women. Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in
love with Indian women. I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy and envy than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to tanning salons to darken your skin. If you are so proud to be white, then why don’t you just be happy with your pale skin? Why do you continue to inject your lips, hips, and breasts with unnatural and dangerous substances so you can look fuller and more voluptuous? I think that your anger is really a result of you wanting to have what the Non-White woman has. BOTTOM LINE: If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can walk over and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my children. Someone who can be my best friend and understand my struggles. I am looking for a soul mate and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit the bill.

No offense taken, none given.
Signed,
Indian Royalty.

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking, even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?  (I don’t know)

SUNSIGN

1 Aries Man March 21 to April 19
2 Aries Woman March 21 to April 19
3 Taurus Man April 20 to May 20
4 Taurus Woman April 20 to May 20
5 Pisces Man February 19 to March 20
6 Pisces Woman February 19 to March 20
7 Aquarius Man January 20 to February 18
8 Aquarius Woman January 20 to February 18
9 Capricorn Man December 22 to January 19
10 Capricorn Woman December 22 to January 19
11 Gemini Man May 21 to June 21
12 Gemini Woman May 21 to June 21
13 Cancer Man June 22 to July 22
14 Cancer Woman June 22 to July 22
15 Leo Man July 23 to August 22
16 Leo Woman July 23 to August 22
17 Virgo Man August 23 to September 22
18 Virgo Woman August 23 to September 22
19 Libra Man September 23 to October 23
20 Libra Woman September 23 to October 23
21 Scorpio Man October 24 to November 22
22 Scorpio Woman October 24 to November 22
23 Sagittarius Man November 23 to December 21
24 Sagittarius Woman November 23 to December 21
ARIES MAN
He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get there first. He is a very
careful guy and small obstacles won’t make him fall easily even he thinks life is a very
serious matter. He is as romantic as any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but inside he is
as strong as steel. Once he determines to do something, he is serious about doing it well. He
will keep any pressure or insult deep down inside without showing emotion. You will never see
his emotion of burden or disappointment and always wonder what he thinks or feels. He will
well kept his feeling. You will never see a guy in this Zodiac involving in other people
business. He always concern with his own business. Sometimes he can be talkative, but he
will never give anyone advice if he has not been asked. If you ask for advice, he will certainly
give you one. He respects elderly and senior, so you will see he is the type who visits his
parents steadily or often. He is a slightly shy but also a stubborn person. He will find many
ways to make you happy when you are with him, till you realize he is the important person
for you. Once he is in the “Power Position”, he will use his power gently. He is a good leader
and “Gentleness” is one of his effective methods for exploiting his power. It is although he
is borne to be a leader. He never hides his ambition, and he is a workaholic. He will not take
any position that he has no control. He will work very hard to reach his goal and satisfaction.
Compliment from his boss or superior are never enough for him, he want his deserved
reward. His deep insecurity makes him reach and collecting valuable things, and this you may
think he is stingy. Actually he could easily spending money to buy things, traveling or pay for
things that makes him happy and he think necessary for his need. He cares what other
people think of him and wants to get good comments or compliments. Outside he looks like
stone and steel, but inside he is a fragile person. He will hide and cover up weak emotion
and his sadness in order to maintain and keep up his “Image”. One method of cover up you
could easily notice is suddenly if he is quiet, cold, or act very strong or very secured.
Often, he feels insecure, even he is serious about his life and his own surrounding. This is
the man who never hurries to get marry, so hardly sit back and regret about his marriage
later. If he gets marry, he need to be very certain and very sure. It will take a long time for
such decision, so if you tell him that you are “breaking up”, you better forget him for good
because he will never coming back. He always keeps his promise. If he said he would meet
you in your place in 2 hours then he will be there, unless there is a serious accident or
unavoidable things happen. He hates people who are late for date or any appointment. He
likes to think woman should be a follower and take care of family and working is a man duty.
He does not like to compete with his girlfriend or his wife at work because competition
already exists with himself and other people. He will be very proud if he can afford and care
for his family. Do not try to over power him or insult him, he cannot stand it. He likes to be
in control of every things, every situations .He like a “Classy Woman”, if she also comes
from a good family then it is a Plus. It will make him feel proud and very ego about her
status. Flashy type of woman, forget it. He like a perfect or a nearly perfect housewife. He
tend to be possessive. He will not tell you if he is mad at you, but will act very moody to
show you instead. He like to hear sweet word and compliment so you can get his interest
that way. If he approaches you to ask you out, do not act too stubborn or fooling around
too much. He will get tired and just disappear. He has to feel confident when he is around
you, so knowing this fact you should know what to do, right! If you want him, you have to
make him feel like he is the most important person for you. He likes a kind hearted woman
, polite and can get along with his family. When he feels sad, do not leave him alone, but be
very supportive. Kind words and your smile will win him over, so this strong man will be like a
chicken in your palm.

ARIES WOMAN
She thinks the world is watching her through the eye glasses of rose petal frame. She
thinks people think and talk about her only about good things and often disappoint to know
the fact that they are not true and not even real, so she will feel hurt. She think her path
has to be a beautiful one. She think only good things so she prepares and always make
Arrangement for herself to be in the right path always, quite systematic indeed. If
there is no guy in her life, she will be busy with herself. This seemingly ordinary woman will
push herself to meet her goal. Her face mostly will be slim and long, high cheek bone, Eye
brow slightly curve up, slight tall more than short, thin lips and she will have quite a
confusing or mixture of character. Sometimes, she will be very careful about guy she will
mingle with. She thinks as if she has a main CPU in her head and she could memorize
everything from her childhood. When she faces with problems, she will handle them and
solving them very well, and at the same time showing other people that she has that
capability. She can put her mind in solving problems in crisis better than many other Zodiac.
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