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09. June 2007

Programmer Vs Non- Programmer

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.


Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.

Somu : public member or private?


Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.



PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to

Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.


Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software

Somu : how do you say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!


Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vande mataram” is new
kind of RAM in the market!


Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu : How do you say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.


Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time.


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4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows!

Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option.

Disconnect the mouse from that PC, take that mouse carefully and connect it
to the other PC where you want to copy that file and try to paste it

A programmer will never prefer free web hosting over having dedicated servers. To design web pages, he will get professional help instead of setting to web design himself. For cpc, he will get experts too.

06. June 2007

Going For an Interview be Prepared for these Questions too….

Story I
 E: Do u have a boyfriend?
 C: I have.
 E: Is he working Locally?
 C: No. He is working Overseas.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
 C: Why?
 E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently.
 And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls
just because of u.

 Story II
 E: Any girl friends?
 C: No.
 E: So far chased any before?
 C: Have, but not successful.
 E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
 C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider This
 personal issue.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
 C: Why?
 E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

 Story III
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Not quite.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
 C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
 E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My
 company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

 Story IV
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: Yes.
 E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
 Story V
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: No. Have a few already.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshopper”!
 (Job hoper lah!)
 Story VI
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich?
 C: No.
 E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
 dealing with money and you will seduce.
 Story VII
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich ?
 C: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
 E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don’t Even want
 to employ you, neither do we!
 C: But,…… there is no position in his company.
 E: Then,….. what is your qualification?
 C: Secretary!
 E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
 affect our managers’ working spirits.
 C: But,…… I am not pretty at all.
 E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

02. May 2007

Sun Signs of Software Professionals….

Aries – March 21 – April 19

The software professionals belonging to this sign are hard working and
sincere. Though they second the Taureans in hard work, they are intelligent in
their approach. They tend to display strong leadership, and their extroverted
and assertive natures let them lead the new cycle eagerly. They have humour
in their programming style and deepest concern for finishing a project. They
are dynamic and active, as befits the beginning of any project cycle. As long
as the boss gives them work and good salary, they are happy. If the
organization is not doing good, they are the first to know about it and they exit

Taurus – April 20 – May 20

The most hard working people of all the signs. They are among the strongest
Signs when it comes to getting things done because of their reliable
persistence in moving toward completion of projects. On the other hand, they
can be very stubborn and argumentative. Though they are clumsy at their
work, they get it done. They show the deepest respect to their bosses but
hate them when they are ordered. They can work just on any platform and
language given small amount of learning time. They can withstand failure on
any projects but they undergo a little depression. They do not bother how the
organization is doing as long as they get good work and good salary.
They accommodate changes very easily.

Gemini – May 21 – June 21

These also flirt here. They talk more than what they know and form very bad
programmers. They are fascinated with gathering as much information as
possible, and their facility as communicators – both written and verbal – arises
from this need. They see the problem earlier than any other Sign can. They are
adaptable and able to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously, and they know
how to reason with people, but they may lack follow-through or seem
ungrateful. They tend to use management jargon with young people around
them. They feel jealous when somebody in their group knows more and
achieves more than them. They get their job done by hook or by crook. They
don’t mind getting the work done through somebody and once they get it done
they claim the title. They show deep respect for people who help them. They
change jobs easily and they fare very well in interviews. Geminis cannot be
trusted for more than a year. They are very impractical and cannot get along
well with practical signs like Aries, Taurus.

Cancer – June 22 – July 22

The most emotional of all signs does posses the management skill more than
that of a programmer. They can manage projects and they have appreciation
for good software professionals. Though they themselves do not form good
software professionals, they motivate/demotivate their fellow people. They
can argue on any matter easily and win over it either through a practical
approach or emotionally. They play intelligently when given a task. They also,
like Gemini, get the work done through colleagues once they know they are
not capable. They are very honest and if they can’t do a job they will tell you
straight in the face. They feel embarrassed when they feel they are unable to
do, when a colleague can do it easily. They are also jealous when they see
people growing around them. They try hard to be on par with everybody else.
They stay for a long time in a company only if they get more respect than what
they deserve.

Leo – July 23 – August 23

The creative software professionals. They know how what works and how to
get it done in the shortest time. They show their flamboyance in whatever
work they do. Though most Leos don’t prefer Software, the ones that are in
would not like to be in it. They would prefer to be outside where they can
show other talents which they posses. Leos may be arrogant or egotistical,
but they are good organizers and tend to be popular and even inspiring. Leos
tend to be self-centered and more concerned with personal popularity rather
than group goals and sharing of ideas. Despite their tendency to patronizingly
interfere in others’ plans, they are leaders, confident and dignified. Despite
their tendency toward bossiness, the natural leadership of people born under
Leo and their administrative prowess helps ensure that their projects are
successful. As leaders, Leos are decisive and direct, optimistic that they will
succeed. Sometimes they exaggerate problems and overreact to stumbling
blocks, but generally they are positive and their natural pride and the stubborn
streak keeps them from giving up. They can be demanding leaders, but they
are also generous. Leos could not be generalized as far as their personal
behavior goes. Its up to you to know whether they can be trusted.

Virgo – August 24 – September 22

Virgo, the sharing mind. They let out whatever they know to others. They
grow in a organization easily. Virgo brings their skills and talents together for
the good of others. Virgo are industrious and efficient when working for a good
cause. They are shy and nervous when they want to say something of
importance though. They are unable to demonstrate that they know. But they
are practical and logical, and they’re skilled at seeing all sides of a situation.
Virgos tend to be about smaller-scale projects and individuals. They are very
good at understanding what people are saying beneath the surface words of
their communication. Detailed and precise, people born under Virgo tend to be
neat and exacting, but sometimes petty and overly fussy. At the other end of
the scale, some Virgos can be sloppy. They are reliable, practical, and diligent,
but they can sometimes seem picky or over-critical to people who aren’t as
discriminating as they are.The don’t tend to do well in projects that require
many interactions and people involvement. Though there are lot
contradictions, the summary is that they can be good at things that are small
given a lot of time for implementation. They may worry too much about small
details, and they can seem demanding and critical. Their nature and attention
to duty can seem like nit-picking pettiness if the people around them don’t
understand Virgo’s desire perfection.

Libra – September 23 – October 22

Best people to work with in large scale project activity. They form the best
middle level co-ordinators in projects and bring harmony amongst all. They try
to bring justice but can be persuaded by anybody to any side They don’t have
a clear balance in what they do. But when they are given a schedule you can
be sure that a Libran will succeed in that. They are very demanding as far as
money goes. Its important that a Libran never gets bored, because if he is so,
he is out of everything. He will not do a single task when his mood is off.
Libra’s intellectual orientation to the world around them makes them skilled at
communication and reasoning, and their intelligence combines with their
interest in other people to become an intellectual explorer of the people
around them. Because their efforts are mentally rather than emotionally
motivated, Librans tend to be very judicial; they are good at diplomacy and
compromise. Because they are generally reluctant to face confrontation,
people born under Libra learn to be persuasive, courteous, and adaptable. But
this may also make them seem cold and unemotional or manipulative They are
team workers, skilled at cooperative action, but they can also be self-doubting.
They are trustworthy for long times as long as they have a good working

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21

The most intuitive software professionals. They do not like to be controlled by
others and often tend to be the bosses even if they aren’t one. If things go
wrong they just quit. If a project doesn’t seem to go well and they are in a
tight spot they just abscond and never come back. But if they make their mind
( 8% of the Scorpios they tend to be stubborn, refusing to give up when others
have long since gotten bored and abandoned a project, and getting things
done when no one else thought it possible. They have their own schedule and
they work on it. They are not adaptable to group situations and tend to be
what they are. They are very secretive in what ever they do. They are highly
revengeful and will strike when somebody steps in their way. But most
Scorpios are misunderstood. They try to know things around them and are the
first to be aware of the new technologies. They enjoy competition and they
never settle for something less then best. They are trustworthy as long as
they have work and happy and they have somebody in the management to
care of them. But when things go bad the Scorpios can never be trusted,
better to lay him off right away if you think he is playing bad.

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21

The learned Software professional. They learn more than what is required in
this field and are the most adaptable folks. They really care little for any
project plans and know how to get it changed. Their main desire is freedom in
whatever they do. Given a free hand, they do best. They are less co-operative
in groups and tend to be very pushy. They talk too much before they think and
always fail at critical times. They are eager in getting things started and they
jump so quickly and if they fail they fail quickly too. They like one-to-one
challenges and are driven away by the group when they try blunt talk. They
come back to the group after a fight, sulking but needing. They have great
love for knowledge. They are trustworthy as long as they think that they are
learning in the current organization. They would go away in a flash if they feel
that they can learn more elsewhere.

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19

Capricorns are practical and over ambitious. The are down to earth when they
want to get things completed. They are practical, realistic, and cautious when
they schedule something. They have the highest determination for success,
they view each project as a block for their success and are less bothered
about the project itself. They can also be rigid and unforgiving when others
stand in their way. Their organizational ability combines with their diligence to
help them achieve, but they can be narrow-minded and over-critical of people
not as ambitious as they are. Capricorns would work hard and hard just for
their personal success and not for their satisfaction, which is just the
opposite in case of a Taurus. They are dependable and serious, never giving
up on their goals. Other people may see their ambition as domineering or a
reflection of egotism, but they are patient and purposeful when working
toward what they want. Sometimes they may be overly critical, even bossy,
but this is due to their strong desire to achieve their goals and not to a desire
to be rude.

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18

Hard working, and get things done just for the organization. They are very
good at group projects and form good co-ordinators. They can be opinionated,
and they work hard to bring their ideas to fruition, stubbornly refusing to give
up their causes. They get to know the technology around them and would
discuss with the people around. But since they stick to what ever they think is
right sometimes this makes them go away from the group and they keep aloof.
The are trustworthy and would stick on for a long time given the right kind of
people around them.

Pisces – February 19 – March 20

The people who are just meant to work only in group. They are selfless and do
it as you require. They most important thing to be put in them is the “focus”
since they get out doing something when they lose interest. All signs take
advantage of a Pisces for their work because they would like to make use of
his abilities. Though they are not intellectuals they are very broad minded and
good thinkers. Very trustworthy as long as they are not abused too often by

01. May 2007

Philosophies of IT people…


30. April 2007

Programmers’ Poetry ..


26. April 2007

Work song – My Cubicle ( in James Blunt’s “You are beautiful” way )

Please Use headphone to Listen … I am sure u will enjoy it

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