Never Mess with your WIFE!
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!”
“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”
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ud 94.97.92.241 not found
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ha ha……..very funny man
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Kenneth Sena From
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trick all other man but never your wife… love them instead of tricking them. (www.kika.ca)
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penthet From
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Poor him
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Surath From
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Hahaha..nice joke!
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okinawa From
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Sounds like something my wife would say to me, and something I would ask her too.
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Oyun Haberleri From
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Was a very nice article thank you
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cagri 94.55.54.33 not found
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oohhss:) it is very good
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dizi izle 95.70.239.204 not found
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thnx
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queens mortgage From
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So one very similar thing or conversation can happen to a lot of couples around the world after all. Lol
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Misao From
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Nice joke…:D
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Sanjay Kumar Jha From
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ramro thiyo mari-mari hase
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ingilizce kursu From
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good
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oyun From
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I’ll follow u.
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saat From
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Goodu Nice
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acemi webmaster & eglence bloğum From
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good nice baby
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Holiday Surgery From
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LOL awesome! I love it. thanks for sharing with a smile
:D
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Tiranga From
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Very good article, nice piece of information, I really like it.
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Chem From
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Thank you for you information.
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viny barlas From
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hahaha… amazing article and yhanks for great information:-)
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jackson 94.75.129.144 not found
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Good joke:) read together with his wife! The wife did not laugh
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Breaking News From
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Hahaha very nice joke. I liked it
Thank you for sharing this.
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abmaroc 196.217.164.176 not found
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tnks sir
waw realy it very nice
and seccus relation
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John Peter From
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Funniest one.
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Neck Pain Orange County From
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHA
ROFLMAO
I havent laughed so hard in a long time. That is funny!
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Zerona Laser From
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WOW… how do you come up with stuff like this?
oh man… too funny…
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Googlemoneymaster From
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Alisa Ploiesti From
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its nice to read a useful article.Some of points from this article are very helpful for me as I haven’t
considered them yet.I would like to say thank you for sharing this cool article.
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nashare From
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Nice joke
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setr84 From
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this is really good article….
although what you wrote in this might be true…
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perdeci From
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great article, thanks…
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anna_hok From
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I hope after 9 moths it will be a boy:) nice gift he he:)
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Diane From
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Ooh, so harsh…
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Biber hapi From
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thanks for useful article…
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numeriukas From
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Great article. Thanks.
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yahoo status From
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He must have asked for an italian woman
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Free Microsoft Points From
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Oh gosh, that’s a good one. That guy must be pissed off.
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Online P0ker From
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Very Intelligence answer by his wife. Its a good teach for the Husbands. very nice Alert!!!
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Free Microsoft Points From
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That was HILARIOUS. That’s why I believe women need to act on command, when we ask for a damn sammich, than I want it when I ask. The wifes a whore though, lol.
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BizBamboo From
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Hi, I think its informative and useful for me. I have noted some points from
this article, good article for me. Thank you very much for sharing. Regards,
- Bizbamboo
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TK Pandey From
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That’s funny!!!! but, sometimes when you u misunderstood something, then this type of joke evolves.
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Free Microsoft Points From
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Hah your story reminded me something what happened not so long ago. A man was caught cheating and her wife decided to sell his 911 Turbo with 2500 EUROS, thats roughly 3800 dollars…SICK
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Stu From
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Sounds like the kind of thing my wife would do.
I’m only half joking…
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Lida From
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thanks anyway…
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Dizi izle From
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Was a very nice article thank you
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okinawa From
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Trust me, I learned that ages ago, LOL.
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Guncel From
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Sounds like the kind of thing my wife would do.
I’m only half joking…
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ogm matbaa From
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Thank you for you information!!
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mehmet kamburoğlu From
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Thank you for you information…
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reklam From
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Revoloution via internet, we must keep tweeting is the information era. thanks god!
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Sandeep Goyal From
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One very similar thing or conversation can happen to a lot of couples around the world after all. Thanks for sharing.
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Free Blackberry Applications From
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hahaha nice joke mate..
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Alvin Carpenter From
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Hi! I’m from the Philippines. Thank you very much for the interesting post!It’s very helpful and very informative.
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admin From
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very funny and so nice
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Jagdish Tytler From
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Surinder Singh “I have come to know that in front of Justice Nanavasti Commission from my side has been put blame on Shri Jagdish Tytler. I give my statement that I cannot read and write English for this I would like to state that I do not know that what has been in English in my previous statement. Dated 01/11/1984 crowd attacked an GurudwarwaPul Bangash, people were saying that attack was being led by the Congress leaders. I did not see Shri Jagdish Tytler anywhere in the crowd.”
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Victor From
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A similar type conversation can happen to a lot of couples around the world. A good teach for the Husbands to properly hear and understand their wifes.
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Angular Cheilitis From
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Now that was funny; I had to read it twice because I thought it was extremely funny.
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avsa adasi From
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I always follow your blog site. Narrator is very beautiful and informative articles. Would like to thank all the authors I wish you success
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Banko From
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hi. thank you for this article..
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Jakub Bednar From
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Very funnily ironic. I wish I had a wife that could pull jokes like that. I reckon it’s funny as.
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Dont make me laugh.
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bestpricemoving From
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It is a really funny joke. but whatever, I like it so much. Not only this joke but also all of your article. Please keep writing.
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Mortgages fun From
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Very funny website, is they still alive ?
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Bich Nga From
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i like!
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Really friend you have said true as it is great risk is involved in it.
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Great post!! very informative and useful. Keep posting a lot of valuable stuff.
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Jason From
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Awesome post! thanks for sharing!!
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Haha, very funny.
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Namrata From
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nice one..womens have to bee bad to men co this is the only way to handle them.
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Great joke
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great post made me lol just what i needed thanks for posting.
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sophie From
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indeed, the outside can the words, making clay tense sentences of text. congratulations, your post is different from other
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Good joke
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Billy Liu From
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God,the baby perhaps is an italian boy after nine month produce.
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ha thanks for that nice to have a little chuckle.
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Manhattan From
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Wow… what a bitter wife. Learn to take a joke, lady!
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my paper
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Hello buddy nice post. I have bookmarked your site.
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Ha ha…You produced a chuckle from me
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Windows XP and Win2003……
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Vincent From
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a very nice article thank you.
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Cottage Rental From
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Excellent…I just loved the wife’s answer…A lesson for all men….
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Beth From
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Very difficult to resist those Italian lovers.
It is the Italian appreciation for fine curves that has resulted in the fabulous car designs that that Country is famous for.
From the Alpha Romeo, to the Ferrari, to the Lamborghini, the reason the cars are so successful is the seductive feminine design of the chassis.
The British to some extent have tried to emulate the Italians with a few Jaguar models, and the Germans with the Porche, but I don’t believe they ever will get the curves right. Leave that specialty to the Italians.
My recommendation: Chassis from the Italians, Motors from the Germans, Tires from the English, and Driving from the Americans with all three nationalities in the DNA.
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Hahahahah, its really make me laugh..very funny..
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Manufacture Hydraulic Tools, offer from hydraulic crimping tool, cable cutter, pipe bender, gear puller, hole digger and hand pumps.
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hey its joke? then it’s very funny..husban and wife relation is really very sensitive and also understandable to each other. Regards from,
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