Bastard !!!
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD..
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
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1.
MBA From 
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Windows XP on 11. April 2009 at 4:10 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
I Like This Post very much. Put More Posts Like That.
HAHAHAHA
2.
IT Freak From 
(NEPAL)
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Windows Server 2003 on 19. April 2009 at 4:07 pm
This is too funny. lol.
3.
poliquisticos From 
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Mac OS X on 05. May 2009 at 1:14 am
Congratulations!!great post,very very very funny,JA,JA,JA
4.
Surath From 
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Windows XP on 14. May 2009 at 10:55 am
had read it before but funny nonetheless!!
5.
Jose From 
(PORTUGAL)
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Windows Vista on 17. May 2009 at 2:39 am
Very funny joke I must say
I translated it to my friends and they all laughed out loud, even though it is not funny to joke about Aids, but still…
6.
pracas upreti From 
(AUSTRALIA)
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Mac OS X on 18. May 2009 at 12:42 am
lol , great ,
the PSYCHIATRIST is really bastard coz he is unaware of condom, well it can filter some keywords like askimet
lol lol
7.
pracas upreti From 
(AUSTRALIA)
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Mac OS X on 18. May 2009 at 12:45 am
hem ,
pelase see this :
6. pracas upreti From (AUSTRALIA) Wrote Using Safari 525.28.1 on Mac OS X on 18. May 2009 at 12:42 am
the correct one is : 6. pracas upreti From (NEPAL) Wrote Using Safari 525.28.1 on Windows Vista on 18. May 2009 at 12:42 am
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Hem From 
(INDIA)
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Safari 523.10 on 
Mac OS X on 18. May 2009 at 12:49 am
@pracas.. welcome back..
Yes the plugin i use for detecting country browser and OS is not perfect..
When you use Safari and Chrome it detects as safari and MacOs.
may be the ISP bought internet connection from australian player. i generally see that nepali IP is referred to as Australian ones..
All the plugin fault !!! i wil look into that plugin code ( or may be update if already fixed ) if i find ample time.
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Tatang Sulaeman From 
(INDIA)
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Windows XP on 27. May 2009 at 5:37 am
PSYCHIATRIST is really bastard coz he is unaware of condom, well it can filter some keywords like askimet.All the plugin fault !!! I wil look into that plugin if i find ample time.
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perdeci From 
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Windows XP on 13. August 2009 at 5:08 pm
great article, thanks…
11.
Free Microsoft Points From 
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Windows Vista on 24. August 2009 at 4:18 am
LOL, funny stuff. All this stuff you got on your blog are funny man!
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Jason From 
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Ubuntu Linux on 27. August 2009 at 11:53 pm
you sir, are a true comical genius.
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Maneesh Bhati From 
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Windows XP on 29. August 2009 at 5:09 pm
Thanks for such a funny post. I like it.
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I like it I Want Some More !!!
15.
Frank I Locust From 
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Mac OS X on 12. November 2009 at 3:40 am
hmm, not sure how funny this is. Rather than Aids I would suggest another STD. AIDS is a pretty seriou topic to be joking about.
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Marie Curie high school From 
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Mac OS X on 20. November 2009 at 7:41 am
I’ll tell my students about this topic for them get more exp.
17.
Billy Liu From 
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Windows XP on 01. December 2009 at 12:01 pm
intresting,thanks for the funny post!
18.
23423423 From 
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Windows NT on 04. December 2009 at 12:50 pm
my paper
19.
Bestlink4u From 
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Windows XP on 05. December 2009 at 11:09 am
You are surely hilarious
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HP Printer Ink Cartridges From 
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Windows XP on 22. December 2009 at 3:41 pm
Psychiatrists bastard is not really coz condom, and can Askimet certain keywords, such as filters. All wrong plugin! I wil look at this plugin, if I have enough time to find.
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Kevin Perod From 
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Windows XP on 03. January 2010 at 2:21 am
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