Bastard !!!
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD..
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
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1.
MBA From
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
I Like This Post very much. Put More Posts Like That.
HAHAHAHA
2.
IT Freak From
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This is too funny. lol.
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poliquisticos From
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Congratulations!!great post,very very very funny,JA,JA,JA
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Surath From
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had read it before but funny nonetheless!!
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Jose From
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Very funny joke I must say
I translated it to my friends and they all laughed out loud, even though it is not funny to joke about Aids, but still…
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pracas upreti From
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lol , great ,
the PSYCHIATRIST is really bastard coz he is unaware of condom, well it can filter some keywords like askimet
lol lol
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pracas upreti From
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hem ,
pelase see this :
6. pracas upreti From (AUSTRALIA) Wrote Using Safari 525.28.1 on Mac OS X on 18. May 2009 at 12:42 am
the correct one is : 6. pracas upreti From (NEPAL) Wrote Using Safari 525.28.1 on Windows Vista on 18. May 2009 at 12:42 am
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Hem From
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@pracas.. welcome back..
Yes the plugin i use for detecting country browser and OS is not perfect..
When you use Safari and Chrome it detects as safari and MacOs.
may be the ISP bought internet connection from australian player. i generally see that nepali IP is referred to as Australian ones..
All the plugin fault !!! i wil look into that plugin code ( or may be update if already fixed ) if i find ample time.
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Tatang Sulaeman From
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PSYCHIATRIST is really bastard coz he is unaware of condom, well it can filter some keywords like askimet.All the plugin fault !!! I wil look into that plugin if i find ample time.
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perdeci From
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great article, thanks…
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Free Microsoft Points From
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LOL, funny stuff. All this stuff you got on your blog are funny man!
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Jason From
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you sir, are a true comical genius.
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Maneesh Bhati From
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Thanks for such a funny post. I like it.
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SEO nowicjusz 94.23.37.128 not found
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I like it I Want Some More !!!
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Frank I Locust From
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hmm, not sure how funny this is. Rather than Aids I would suggest another STD. AIDS is a pretty seriou topic to be joking about.
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Marie Curie high school From
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I’ll tell my students about this topic for them get more exp.
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Billy Liu From
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intresting,thanks for the funny post!
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23423423 From
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my paper
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Bestlink4u From
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You are surely hilarious
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HP Printer Ink Cartridges From
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Psychiatrists bastard is not really coz condom, and can Askimet certain keywords, such as filters. All wrong plugin! I wil look at this plugin, if I have enough time to find.
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Kevin Perod From
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teen From
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LOL, funny story! thanks for sharing!
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Cheap Vibrators From
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ha ha quality joke, gunna have to send that around
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oyunlar From
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Nice sharing thanks a lot
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vajinismus From
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great..
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naylon 94.55.34.242 not found
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I like it I Want Some More !!!
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irina shayk 174.36.199.200 not found
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HAHAHA Vonder article, thank you
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Laserjet 4 Toner From
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daaaang haha
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mbengineering From
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D ave from inkreplace From
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Very funny. Its a friday night after work joke in the pub with your friends
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Christian Louboutins From
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Sökmotoroptimering From
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Hahahahahaa!
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Hahahaha! Very funny!