POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS
THE ‘FUTURE’ IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY’
Excellent poems by not so famous poets… Found on toilet doors and walls…
A budding poet trying his best…
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…
Here I sit
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit
But, only farted.
Someone who had a different experience wrote:
You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose…
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
But, I come
Here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls….
Toilet’s walls also double as job advertisement space… (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
The Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson… Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly.
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very funny!!
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Fred Baskin From 
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One would swear with all this wit
Shakespeare himself came here to shit
later someone added
This my friend could well be true
Shakespeare himself had to do it too!!
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perdeci From 
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great article, thanks…
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Kinda of weird but still funny!
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that’s kind of kinky
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pokkisam From 
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Ha ha ha
Fully funny jokes…They have time to write there 
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Wow! very funny poems with a lot of meaning…something I have never read before. Thanks for sharing.
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ha ha ha ha!!!!I like the way you presented the poems with the headings underlined in bold….
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Man! The way you expressed the poems in the post is awesome! It made me ROFL!
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that’s kind of kinky
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Lol the restaurant one is hilarious