The Barber & haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?”
Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your house.”
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ud From 
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nice article man
where do u get these articles…….ur creative.
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Chat From 
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nice article man
where do u get these articles…….ur creative.
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veinna12 From 
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I have my hair cut by a women barber,I think that they can do a better job because they can get a better feel for what the client wants.Thanks for the excellent article.
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”
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Nice joke and nice blog. But anyway, do barbers have sexy and beautiful wives?
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red pepper From 
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I think that they can do a better job because they can get a better feel for what the client wants.
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Very hilarious article…very nice ending…keep posting!!!
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