17. March 2009

The Barber & haircut

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour.

Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?”

Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your house.”

24 Comments

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1. ud From SAUDI ARABIA (SAUDI ARABIA) Wrote on 19. March 2009 at 12:35 am

nice article man

where do u get these articles…….ur creative.

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2. Chat From TURKEY (TURKEY) Wrote on 20. March 2009 at 2:41 pm

nice article man

where do u get these articles…….ur creative.

:))

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3. Rahul From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote on 21. March 2009 at 10:38 am

hahahahaahahah

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4. veinna12 From PAKISTAN (PAKISTAN) Wrote on 18. July 2009 at 11:06 am

I have my hair cut by a women barber,I think that they can do a better job because they can get a better feel for what the client wants.Thanks for the excellent article.

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5. perdeci From TURKEY (TURKEY) Wrote on 13. August 2009 at 5:12 pm

great article, thanks…

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6. Free Microsoft Points From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote on 25. August 2009 at 6:20 am

That was HILARIOUS. I don’t know where you get this stuff, or if you make it up, but it brings to my eyes from laughter.

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7. insulation From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote on 07. September 2009 at 5:15 pm

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”

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11. TryEMC.com - Debt Consolidation From AUSTRALIA (AUSTRALIA) Wrote on 27. October 2009 at 10:38 pm

Nice joke and nice blog. But anyway, do barbers have sexy and beautiful wives?

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12. red pepper From TURKEY (TURKEY) Wrote on 26. November 2009 at 5:43 pm

I think that they can do a better job because they can get a better feel for what the client wants.

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13. Cottage Rental From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote on 28. December 2009 at 7:35 pm

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22. Jake @ Pet Urns From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote on 02. May 2011 at 1:00 pm

Hey mate, nice joke!
Believe or not a similar situation happened with
a fried of mine!
Bring it more….I had a good laugh!
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23. Jeremy From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote on 11. May 2011 at 5:20 am

Hehe… lol!
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24. lanny 108.68.104.61 not found Wrote on 15. November 2011 at 7:06 am

I guess I am not on top of this, but I don’t get it.

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