06. February 2009

A funny proposal letter by a South Indian

Madam:                                                                     

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press   myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and  six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working  hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a  good  batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.                                                                       

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly  gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always  giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.   That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym..  I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always open for  you.                                                                       

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why  I  am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my   things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I   will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb  belles in the gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you  and  press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. 

Expecting soon,                                                            

Yours and only yours Kutty

14 Comments

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1. Ernie Small From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote on 18. February 2009 at 10:22 am

where did you find this? is this a real letter?

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Its nice to be admired heah!!! I get loads of these emails shame people don’t want to love us that much!!!

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12. jjackson08 From PHILIPPINES (PHILIPPINES) Wrote on 18. November 2011 at 11:58 am

Hahaha! That’s a nice proposal. But I guess the girl would be very afraid of this guy. Haha!

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13. John From PHILIPPINES (PHILIPPINES) Wrote on 13. January 2012 at 10:37 am

What a great grammarian! haha.

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14. Teri From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote on 02. April 2012 at 4:21 pm

All I can say is boo!

This letter is such a crude forgery, taking cheap potshots at long-dead stereotypes as ‘a South Indian’. Please at least be more creative….

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