Lesson for Men
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of
dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No,” I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked.
“No,” I don’t waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. “I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in
20 years!”
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m
going t o take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”
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blink4blog From 
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this is funny when i trying to digg this story:
“This domain has been consistently flagged as violating the Digg Terms of Service and cannot be submitted at this time. Please refer to our Terms of Service (digg.com/tos) for more information.”
what you did? LoL
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ud From 
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why didnt u upload material reg bush in iraq (when a journalist hit his shoe to him)
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Hem From 
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@blink4blog .. Digg has banned many domains not only mine… i am starting to hate digg..
@Ud.. Udaya.. is http://www.jonrodricks.com/ ur site?…
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Chicago breast cancer From 
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That’s pretty funny. It’s probably completely true too!
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Ernie Small From 
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i am going to use that joke soon. it’s punchline is completely unexpected. good one.
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Rohit From 
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lol,rofl,lmao,
my god that one really tickled my funny bone!