One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and wake him up. 

MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” 
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” 

MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” 
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” 

MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.” 
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”  
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MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.”