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26. November 2008

Two Reasons to go to School

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and wake him up. 

MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” 
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” 

MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” 
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” 

MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.” 
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”  
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MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.” 

23. November 2008

NullPointerException — CitiBank Fail !!!!

Citibank is one of the Best banks in the world. Yesterday i was trying to pay my Mobile bill online using Citibank Gateway and what is see is this infamous NullPointerException πŸ˜‰ .


20. November 2008

A Perfect PC Configuration at Work ;-)

Perfect PC Configuration

15. November 2008

Indian Institute of Management – IIMs

The biggest fuss and toughest entrance exam in India are supposed to be the entrance exam for these institutes . I was browsing through their websites today. They dont have much of information on their webpages. I dont seem to understand the biggest and so reputed colleges in India have such useless websites. One of the IIMs , IIM lucknow doesn’t even show up . Its front page shows you MySql warning and errors. This is what world expects from top class B school of India  ? . Because Website is the first thing a people in other country of world would think when he/she hears of the institute. This is disappointing. Is this also the result of India being the Software Hub ( Superpower ) ? πŸ˜‰

13. November 2008

Microsoft Dog went into Unrecoverable error!

This happened to me today … 

Out of memory - unrecoverable

10. November 2008

Some inspiring Words.. Believe in yourself

One day all the employees reached office and saw a big notice on the
door :———–

“The person who had been hindering your growth passed away yesterday.
You are requested to join the funeral & prayers which have been
organized in the gym”.

At the start, all were sad for the death of one of their colleagues,
but after a while they started getting curious to know who it was that
hindered their growth.

The excitement in the gym grew such that security agents were ordered
to control the crowd within the room.

More the people reached the coffin, more the excitement heated up.
Everyone thought: “Who could this be? Who was hindering my progress?”.

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when
they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it
could see himself

There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:

“There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth:
it is YOU.”

You are the only person who can revolutionize your life.
You are the only person who can influence your happiness, your
realization and your success.
You are the only person who can help yourself.

Your life does not change 

when your boss changes 

when your friends change

when your partner changes 

when your company changes.

Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting
beliefs,

when you realize that you are the only one responsible for your life.

“The most important relationship you can have, is the one you have
with yourself”

Examine yourself, watch yourself. Don’t be afraid of difficulties,
impossibilities and losses: be a winner, build yourself and your reality.

The world is like a mirror: it gives back to anyone the reflection of
the thoughts in which one has strongly believed.

The world and your reality are like mirrors laying in a coffin,
which show to any individual the death of his divine capability to imagine
and create his happiness and his success.

It’s the way you face Life that makes the difference.

It is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice.

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