25. May 2008
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22. May 2008
The automotive world has been buzzing with rumors and activities. It is just because most of the auto makers are coming out with newest models for their customers. Based on that fact, several companies usually will make some improvements for their products and its features to attract their customers to keep using their products and services.
Toyota, one of the most leading car making company of the world has its headquarter in Japan. There are various sub centers of this world class company all around the globe. A specific car of this company, Toyota-corolla, has always fascinated customers with its elegant look and unmatched performance. Hence if you are thinking of to buy this ultimate Toyota corolla then you must consult the largest Toyota corolla dealer in Virginia. No matter what model of Toyota corolla you want, Toyota corolla Virginia will surely provide you with the same model you wish.
Toyota Motor Corporation is also one of the leading companies who have come out with very popular and best selling Toyota Corolla. Toyota Corolla is able to match head to head with one of the strongest cars of auto world. For all the latest models of Toyota you can visit Toyota Corolla Virginia, which i came across while in search of such sites. Almost 16 percent of the US market share is in hold of Toyota, hence its vastness can easily be felt. The quality and the brand which it offers is incomparable. Toyota brand sales has rise up to 9.2 percent specifically on demand of corolla and corolla sedans. Toyota has spread its feet to almost all the major states of US and Europe. It has now became a multinational company from where it started. It was announced as the largest seller of cars in 2007 beginning.
21. May 2008
How smart is Your Right Foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It’s pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ’6′ in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction!!!!!
16. May 2008
My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
A priest was praying for guidance: Oh God, grant me this knowledge: what is the meaning of life?
For a while, Creation was silent. Then a booming voice, sounding severely pissed-off, shouts from heaven: Read the F*#kin FAQ!
An application for job came in with an applicant’s picture attached. She was a pretty blonde. On the back of the picture was hand written: “Picture on front”.
A politician’s most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year – and to explain afterwards why it didn’t happen.
“Will the father be present during the birth?” asked the obstetrician.
“Nah,” replied the mother-to-be. “He and my husband don’t get along.”
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and yelled back, “What makes you think these are all mine?”
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!!
15. May 2008
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request
to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years
and clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in
the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, ‘I think it’s
wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those
loving pet names’ The old man hung his head. ‘I have to tell you the
truth,’ he said, ‘Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m
scared to death to ask her what it is!’