Today i just happened to see at my Firefox browser status bar . ( i have instlled a plugin which displays PR and alexa rank ) .. My blog page rank is now 4 . I wish it was 5 but its ok for me considering so many blogs having their PR decreased
27. October 2007
23. October 2007
19. October 2007
A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”
The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: -
you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher
told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person….”
“What is marriage then?” the student asked.
The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the corn
field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you
can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he
has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, “this time you bring back a corn…. you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get…. this is marriage.”*
17. October 2007
See below in the pic for the last two commands. the commands are same but it worked second time only..
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. ‘Parent keys not found!’
Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. ‘Duplicate value on index!’
Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all?
A. ‘Value larger than specified precision!’
Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else’s girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. ‘Insufficient privileges on the specified object!’
Q. What if you don’t get any response from the girl next door?
A. ‘No data found!’ or ‘ Query caused no rows retrieved !’
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. ‘SELECT INTO returns too many rows!’
Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. ‘Invalid number’ or ‘ Object doesn’t exist!’
Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. ‘Object is found mutating!’
Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. ‘Discrete transaction failed!’
Q. What if you see ‘theatre full’ when you go to a movie?
A. ‘Maximum number of users exceeded!’
Q. What if you don’t get table in the lunch room?
A. ‘System out of tablespace!’
16. October 2007
One of the best compilations so far with the funniest/scariest/amazing videos from the Internet, and all packed in a 12 minutes action-filled video. Enjoy.