20. September 2007

The Funny Linux Commands

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.


$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create


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9 Comments

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3. Приколы From POLAND (POLAND) Wrote on 25. March 2010 at 8:38 am

Awesome!

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

ROFL)))

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8. Gina Cittone 174.118.229.26 not found Wrote on 06. May 2011 at 12:26 am

Very clever! Post more examples, please!

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9. Scott 174.118.229.26 not found Wrote on 06. May 2011 at 6:58 am

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

That’s my favorite.
Because that’s my life.

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