28. August 2007

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

  1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
  2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
  3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
  12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
  14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
  15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
  21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back.
  22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  23. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
  24. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  25. Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have.
  26. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
  27. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  28. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  29. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  30. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  31. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
  32. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  33. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  34. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
  35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  36. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
  37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  38. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  39. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
  40. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  41. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  42. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  43. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  44. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  45. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
  46. Get a new car for your spouse - it’ll be a great trade!
  47. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
  48. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
  49. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  50. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand…
  51. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  52. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

26. August 2007

World’s oldest new dad

The world’s oldest new dad has fathered his 21st child at the age of 90 and he says that he plans to continue breeding for at least another decade.

Nanu Ram Jogi, a farmer in the Indian state of Rajasthan, cannot remember exactly how many children he has produced with his four wives, but estimates that he has twelve sons, nine daughters and at least twenty grandchildren.

Women love me, he boasted as dozens of relatives came to see his 14-day-old daughter, Girija Rajkumari. I want to have more children. I can survive another few decades and want to have children till I am 100. Then maybe it will be time to stop.

Mr Jogi married his first wife, Lalki, in 1942 when he was 25, the world was at war and India was still five years away from gaining independence from Britain. He fathered his eldest daughter, Sita Devi, a year later.

He married his second wife, Punni, when he was 50 and his third marriage, to Rukman, came 20 years later in 1987. He married his current wife, Saburi, in 1997 when he was 80 and India’s economic boom was beginning to get under way.

Saburi, who is 50 and has given him seven children, was previously married to his eldest son, Shiv Lal, who died ten years ago.

At first I didn’t want to stay here after my husband died, she said. It was a bad time and I was going to go back to my family, but Nanu insisted. He promised to look after me and said he would take care of my family, so I stayed and now we have seven children.

So what is Mr Jogi’s secret? I eat all kinds of meat: rabbits, lamb, chicken and wild animals, he said. There is a dense forest around the village. I go hunting most days and eat whatever I catch. Lots of food is my secret to staying healthy. I will survive another few decades to take care of these kids!

The world’s oldest known father was an Australian called Les Colley, who was 92 when his ninth child was born. He died in 1998, just before his 100th birthday.

25. August 2007

Steve Jobs - Fatal Error !

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Digg Accounts at Risk - Passwords transmitted Unencrypted

I am not a hacker or a security expert but today it came to my attention that Digg passwords are not sent over a secure (https) channel . I had a firefox addon Tamper Data installed on my my Firefox browser . I checked to see if i could see the password being sent from my browser to digg while i login to digg. To my surprise i could see the password as well. May be its because digg login doesn’t use https ( secure channel ) protocol. if you want to see it in your case you need to install the Tamper Data addon for firefox then if logged in to digg have to log out and keeping the Tamper Data viewer window open ( Tools>Tamer Data on Firefox ) login to digg account . Then u can see the password of yours being transmitted as an unencrypted text. below is the screenshot of mine.


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24. August 2007

Queues at ATM as it doubles cash….

Hordes of people flocked to a Queenstown ATM this week after the machine started doubling their money.

 

Police said a concerned taxi driver alerted them to the problem on Tuesday night after the driver saw queues of up to 20 people lining up at the Kiwbank ATM.

 

“There were queues of 15 to 20 people at any one time for a good six hours from about 10pm until 4am,” the taxi driver said.

 

“It was a backpacker bonanza.”

 

A KiwiBank spokesman Bruce Thompson said a contactor had incorrectly stacked the ATM with $20 notes in the $10 box and vice versa.

 

Unfortunately a lot of people took the opportunity for “a Tuesday night bonus” until the bank was alerted and the machine shut down.

 

Some people had had an attack conscience and returned the money yesterday, Mr Thompson said.

 

And some people ended up with less than they expected as anyone seeking to take out $20 only got $10.

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