16. August 2007

Sppeka da Eengleesh…!! :) :) The Italian Way

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
An American woman is sitting across from them. The woman isn’t paying attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come.   Den two asses come together.    I come once-a-more.   Two asses, they come together again.   I come again and pee twice.    Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig” shouts the lady indignantly. “In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives…”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.  “Who talkin’ abouta sexa?

I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella…

‘Mississippi’ .”

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  • 10 Comments

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    1. Natron From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 1:58 am

    Sounds like when I try to understand what my wife says.

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    2. Rajesh From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 9:21 am

    :D

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    3. Tom Paine From CANADA (CANADA) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows Server 2003 on 17. August 2007 at 1:19 pm

    “Hi,
    This is a good post. This is the stuff I was actually looking for.

    I have a question though – Frequent number of times I have got a warning as “spam” when I try bookmarking on sites like dig.com or muti.com.

    I don’t have any spam pages or websites.

    Any idea why do I meet with all these?

    Thanks.”

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    4. hem acharya From HONG KONG (HONG KONG) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 2:12 pm

    Tom which pages u are submitting to social bookmarking sites.. ?

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    5. Richard Andrews From UNITED STATES (UNITED STATES) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows Server 2003 on 17. August 2007 at 3:18 pm

    Hi,
    This is a good post. It gives me the information I was in search of.

    I have a small query - I don’t have any spam pages or websites. Still I am encountered with

    messages like “possible spam”, “Spam”, and so.

    Do you have any idea why it’s such?

    Thanks.

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    6. hem acharya From HONG KONG (HONG KONG) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Hell ,, these were spams.. How they passed “Akismet” spam blocker

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    7. Jimmy Rockasta From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows Server 2003 on 17. August 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Hi,
    This is a good post. This is the stuff I was actually looking for.

    I have a question though – Frequent number of times I have got a warning as “spam” when I try bookmarking on sites like dig.com or muti.com.

    I don’t have any spam pages or websites.

    Any idea why do I meet with all these?

    Thanks.

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    8. hem acharya From HONG KONG (HONG KONG) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Let them do it.. lets see when Akismet cathches them… or i manually mark them spam .. :-)

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    9. chamatkaribaba From INDIA (INDIA) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.5 on Windows Windows XP on 17. August 2007 at 9:42 pm

    hahahhahaha………..It’s nice.

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    10. Trevor Evans From CANADA (CANADA) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Windows Windows Server 2003 on 18. August 2007 at 2:15 pm

    Hi,
    This stuff gives the real information one needs. One can feel like reaching the destination.

    I have a query though – Usual sites like dig.com and muti.com declare “spam” when I try bookmarking there.

    I don’t have any spam pages or websites.

    Can you help me regarding this matter?

    Thanks.

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