1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation…

5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.

11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I’ve gone through your website.

14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel
things that
really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn’t mean the things he
said, because
he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today. It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special
day. Last
night he threw me against a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like
a
nightmare, I could n’t believe it was real. I woke up this morning
sore and
brused all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers
today.

I got flowers today, and it wasn’t Valentine’s Day or any other special
day. Last
night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other
times. If I
leave him, what will I do? How will i take care of my kids?

What about money? I’m afraid of him and scared to leave. But i know
he must be
sorry because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of
my funeral.
Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only i had
gathered
enough courage to leave him, i would not have gotten flowers
today…….

Those of you all reading this must be having a website/blog or may be wanting to make one. You may not be having good knowledge how to host a website. Here comes a very simple software which makes your PC a web host and the size limit is your hard disk size.

Thanks to this Pune startup company, now anyone with a personal computer (PC) and a broadband internet connection can directly host content on the world wide web (www) from their PC. Be it websites, photo albums or blogs. That too for free!
Infinishare Technologies, a provider of software products for internet and mobile access which has its development centre in the city, recently released the third version of their flagship suite of software products ‘Purplenova’. This easy-to-use version of the product, when installed on any internet-connected PC, allows users to web-host content by making content web-accessible with a uniform resource locator (URL) directly from where it resides, that is their own PC.

The technology is a sort of doit-yourself web-hosting solution for individual PC users and small offices. It also supports active content, web services and web applications.
Users can host any amount of content for either private or public access, the only limitation being the size of their hard disk. The content hosted using this software can also be accessed from a mobile phone, by entering the URL into any standard internet browser without needing any other additional software or plugin.
While publicly hosted content with it is searchable as it is picked-up by search engines, only such content which is explicitly selected for web-hosting becomes accessible to readers.
Traditionally, one needs a computer with a real internet protocol (IP) address to web-host content. But since a majority of computers at people’s homes or offices are behind routers or network address translation devices, they are unable to host content directly from where it resides, that is the user’s home or office computer, according to Anand Soman, the CEO and co-founder of Infinishare.
Therefore, most people depend on third-party hosting service providers, internet service providers or blog sites to host their content for a fee, which is usually upwards of Rs 5,000 per annum, depending on the space, email IDs and services taken. And to do that, they have to upload their content to the server of the hosting service provider.
“With our software, you do not have to upload any content as your content resides on your own machine. That puts the users in full control of their content,” said Milind Pandit, vice-president of business development and marketing of Infinishare.

It also enables users to keep their web-content fresh, as there are no hassles of uploading it every time they have to make changes, as the changes can be made on their own PCs, he said.
While the beta version is available for free on the company website (www.purplenova.com), any additional services like domain name pointing or technical services would cost the user. For instance, if you want a website to appear with only your name and do not want Purplenova mentioned in the URL hyperlink, then that would be a paid service.

Download the basic version for free at http://www.purplenova.com/

See a live example of a page i have made and hosted in my personal PC click here 

Most text messages max out at 160 characters, and can you imagine wanting to type much beyond that length? A man in Italy used the T9 predictive-text input on his Nokia 6630 to type “Compagni di Viaggo,” or “Fellow Travelers” for the English version. The sci-fi novel clocks in at 384 pages when in the form of a bound book.Author Robert Bernocco typed his novel in pieces while commuting to and from his IT job in Piedmont, Northern Italy. Then he downloaded it to the computer to proofread and edit. It took him 17 weeks to write. He published the book on Lulu.com, a marketplace for digital content.

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A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in
a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.

But the teacher knows he’s a trouble maker and that he doesn’t know the
answer. So, she calls on Jim.

Jim replies, “Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely.”

“Good” the teacher replies. “What about you Jenny?”

Jenny says, “Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped
indefinitely.”

The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one,
and asks if anyone can use it in a different way.

So
there’s Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks…
(Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him.

Johnny stands up and says,

“As I felt my balls slap against your ass, I knew that I was in,
definitely!”

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One day little Johnny was doing his math homework. Hesaid to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is

seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What

are you doing Johnny?” The little boy answered, “I’m

doing my math homework, Mom.” “And this is how your

teacher taught you to do it?” The mother asked. “Yes,”

he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher

the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning

addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them

to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? “After

the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I

taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is

four.”

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The teacher says, “Okay, class, we’re going to play a game today. I
want everyone to give me a sentence with the word ‘perhaps’ in it.”

Claude says, “Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won’t give us any homework.”

The teacher says, “Very good, Claude.”

Mary says, “The sky is very dark… perhaps it’s going to rain.” The teacher says, “Very good, Mary.”

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny
says, “Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music
teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were
gonna pee on the piano.”

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Little Johnny once asked his teacher “Do hearts have legs?.”The teacher answered “Why do you ask that?”

Johnny replied “Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs.”

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As daily habit litte Johnny was reading newspaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, “Dad! What does it mean by ‘Governance System’?”
Its
Like…”, father said while thinking, “See! I earn and bring Money to
home, mean’s I am a ‘Money Holder’. Your mother decides where and how
to spend that money and that means she is ‘Government’. That maid in
our home is doing all the household works, so she will be ‘Labour
Class’. You are a ‘Common man’ or ‘Public’.Your kid brother is ‘Future’
or the ‘Next Generation’, understand?”.

That day Johnny slept with all those thoughts.

In
the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying.
He wetted the matresses so he was crying.Johnny went to wake-up his
mother. She was in deep sleep so Johnny went to the Maiden’s room to
wake her up. But there his father was sleeping. So he came back with
frustration.

Next morning father asked Johnny, ” Hey Johnny! You understood the ‘Governance System’? “.

Johnny
replied, ” Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting
Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is
crying For not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this
Common Man Is suffering!”