We polish Polish furniture.

He could lead if he got the lead out.

A farm can produce produce.

The dump was so full, it had to refuse refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

The present is a good time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on a bass drum.

A dove dove into the bushes.

I didn’t object to the object.

The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

The two were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch a tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of Novocain injections, my lips got number.

I shed a tear over a tear in my shirt.

I had to subject the subject to a number of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friends?

I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.

Somu : public member or private?

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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be
wrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to
Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.

/***************************************************/

Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software
engineer…

Somu : how do you say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vande mataram” is new
kind of RAM in the market!

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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu : How do you say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

/**************************************************/

Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time.

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And dont miss the last one, it’s THE BEST !

4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows!

Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option.

Disconnect the mouse from that PC, take that mouse carefully and connect it
to the other PC where you want to copy that file and try to paste it
there….!!!!!!!!!

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A programmer will never prefer free web hosting over having dedicated servers. To design web pages, he will get professional help instead of setting to web design himself. For cpc, he will get experts too.

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Fingerjig is a 6 minute game that tests your typing prowess. Words are randomly chosen from a dictionary of over 70,000. You must try to type them as quickly and accurately as you can!

The average score for Fingerjig is 476,983. If you can beat this then you’re doing well!

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Story I
 E: Do u have a boyfriend?
 C: I have.
 E: Is he working Locally?
 C: No. He is working Overseas.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
 C: Why?
 E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently.
 And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls
just because of u.
 
 Story II
 E: Any girl friends?
 C: No.
 E: So far chased any before?
 C: Have, but not successful.
 E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
 girlfriend?
 C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider This
 personal issue.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
 C: Why?
 E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
 
 Story III
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Not quite.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
 C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
 E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My
 company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
 
 Story IV
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: Yes.
 E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
 
 Story V
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: No. Have a few already.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshopper”!
 (Job hoper lah!)
 
 Story VI
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich?
 C: No.
 E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
 dealing with money and you will seduce.
 
 Story VII
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich ?
 C: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
 E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don’t Even want
 to employ you, neither do we!
 C: But,…… there is no position in his company.
 E: Then,….. what is your qualification?
 C: Secretary!
 E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
 affect our managers’ working spirits.
 C: But,…… I am not pretty at all.
 E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!