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2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
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4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
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6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
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7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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8: Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
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9: Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.
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10: I’ve run away to join a different circus.
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Natron From 
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thank, I got a real kick out of those!
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asis From 
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Windows XP on 22. June 2007 at 12:09 pm
hello boss!!
which one will u prefer then!!
i ll go with NO 7 the lucky one
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fastcart From 
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“Out of my mind, be back shortly..”
Always a favorite.
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Amit From 
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This is hilarious! Why are you showing a fake feed count for your blog?
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hem acharya From 
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@Amit . Fake feedCount is fake at a glance just to improvise the take of readers to this blog .. but if somebody wants to know ( like u did ) hover at the feedcount there is truth…. so i can say its fake + some reality ..actually feedcount is 50+
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Amit From 
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@hem
I know this is smart, even i used to show a fake feed count some days back. But i personally think that instead of showing a fake feed count, one should completely remove the feed count chiklet and keep it a mystery for readers. If your blog visitors like your content, they WILL subscribe regardless of the feedcount.
Regards
Amit
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[...] Hem.com has a funny article on the 10 Best Email Auto Replies. I’m fixing to go on vacation, perhaps I’ll have to use some of these! [...]
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Carlo Burks From 
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