SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
Memo to all staff:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees,
it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course,
please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H..I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get
all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in  DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T ).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already…
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of
LEADERSÂ (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of :
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
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This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E . S.H.I.T
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If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
      Thank you,
     BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
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P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life
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Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees,
it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course,
please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H..I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get
all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in  DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T ).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already…
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of
LEADERSÂ (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of :
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
Â
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E . S.H.I.T
Â
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
      Thank you,
     BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
  Â
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life
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Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
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11 Comments
1.
asis From 
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Hello babe
I think u got suffered a lot with S.H.I.T and underwent all the phase of S.H.I.T
cool down babe
u ve done GRT!!!
2.
hem From 
(INDIA)
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babe????? who u referring to man
3.
asis From 
(INDIA)
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Windows XP on 21. June 2007 at 7:17 pm
u mr *****R
4.
Natron From 
(UNITED STATES)
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Windows XP on 21. June 2007 at 8:21 pm
I think my boss must have got the memo, we have so much s.h.i.t. to do now, it’s not even funny
5.
Robb From 
(UNITED KINGDOM)
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Windows XP on 27. June 2007 at 2:19 am
I love it! Knew there had to be some acronyms for the Dilbert world many of us face each day. It wouldn’t be so funny if it didn’t have a large measure of accuracy
6.
Magenta Smith From 
(PHILIPPINES)
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Windows XP on 03. June 2011 at 6:10 pm
Wait, can you be more clear what this special training is all about? Thanks.
7.
Mike From 
(CANADA)
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Windows NT on 11. June 2011 at 2:24 am
Reminds me of a S.H.I.T T-shirt I used to ow. Great for members of the S.H.I.T management team.
It had all the S.H.I.T related phrases you could think of like:
Bull ….
Holy ….
…. Faced
etc..
8.
Steve From 
(UNITED KINGDOM)
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Windows NT on 15. June 2011 at 4:26 pm
haha - I have just emailed this to everyone in my office! Quality.
9.
Ned From 
(UNITED STATES)
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Windows XP on 17. June 2011 at 1:45 am
Too funny. It’s because of all the S.H.I.T. at my former job that I left to find another.
Instead I found that the S.H.I.T. seems to follow me.
- N
10.
Betty From 
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You need to have a lot of dose of S.H.I.T. It must be good!Montgomery AL DoctorsYou got humor.
11.
Adam Briscoe From 
(AUSTRALIA)
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my friends were having so much fun with this S.H.I.T