06. June 2007

Going For an Interview be Prepared for these Questions too….

Story I
 E: Do u have a boyfriend?
 C: I have.
 E: Is he working Locally?
 C: No. He is working Overseas.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
 C: Why?
 E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently.
 And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls
just because of u.

 
 Story II
 E: Any girl friends?
 C: No.
 E: So far chased any before?
 C: Have, but not successful.
 E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
 girlfriend?
 C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider This
 personal issue.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
 C: Why?
 E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

 
 Story III
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Not quite.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
 C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
 E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My
 company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

 
 Story IV
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she pretty?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: Yes.
 E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
 
 Story V
 E: Any girlfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is she your first lover?
 C: No. Have a few already.
 E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshopper”!
 (Job hoper lah!)
 
 Story VI
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich?
 C: No.
 E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
 dealing with money and you will seduce.
 
 Story VII
 E: Any boyfriends?
 C: Yes.
 E: Is he rich ?
 C: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
 E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don’t Even want
 to employ you, neither do we!
 C: But,…… there is no position in his company.
 E: Then,….. what is your qualification?
 C: Secretary!
 E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
 affect our managers’ working spirits.
 C: But,…… I am not pretty at all.
 E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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