09. February 2007

MALE VS FEMALE - POEM

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he's not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows the answer to “how big's my behind?
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a good figure who owns a liquor store and a flashy car.

I know this doesn't rhyme but I don't give a shit.

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1. female From (SPAIN) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox 3.0.3 on Windows XP on 14. October 2008 at 11:53 pm

Very beautifully, and who has written interestingly?

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2. Flugger From (UNITED STATES) Wrote Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Vista on 17. September 2009 at 5:26 pm

lol. I posted a version of this poem in our group blog as well.

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3. forex From (TURKEY) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox 3.6.3 on Windows XP on 28. June 2010 at 7:07 pm

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4. forex From (TURKEY) Wrote Using Mozilla Firefox 3.6.3 on Windows XP on 28. June 2010 at 7:07 pm

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5. Edmund From (AUSTRALIA) Wrote Using Safari 535.2 on Mac OS X on 03. December 2011 at 10:01 am

this is hilarious! love this poem! lol!

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