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28. February 2007

How the company views its employees? (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.

Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.

He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.

She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.

She must be gossiping.

4. HE's not at his desk.

He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk.

She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's not in the office.

He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office.

She must be out shopping.

6. HE's having lunch with the boss.

He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss.

They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.

He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticized HER.

She'll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.

Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.

Did she cry?

9. HE's getting married.

He'll get more settled.

SHE's getting married.

She'll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE's having a baby.

He'll need a raise.

SHE's having a baby.

She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE's going on a business trip.

It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.

What does her husband say?

12. HE's leaving for a better job.

He knows how to recognise a good

opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.

Women are not dependable.

Office Dares

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
” Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye. “

4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.

5) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “
Sorry, I really prefer it this way. “

6) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

7) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.

THREE-POINT DARES

1) Say to your boss, ” I like your style ” and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, ” Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it. “

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as ” Bob. “

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you ” really have to go do a
number two. “

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in ” The report's on your desk, Mon. ” Keep this up for 1 hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, ” Shut up, all of you just shut up! “

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, ” As God as my
witness, I'll never go hungry again. “

9) In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 am slot: ” See how I
look in tights. ” (5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your
boss)

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, ” You wanna
trade? “

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: ” Do
you hear that? ” ” What? ” ” Never mind, it's gone now. “

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, ” I can't
talk about it. “

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and
act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits,
smashing each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you… How to keep a healthy level of
insanity:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Tell your children over dinner. ” Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go. “

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

4) Put you r waste basket on your desk and label it ” IN ” ..

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) Finish all your sentences with ” In accordance with the prophecy. “

7) Dont use any punctuation

8) Use, too…much; punctuation!

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is ” to go. “

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, ” Rock
Hard. “

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, cry ” I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!!! “

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
” Run for your lives, they're loose! “

27. February 2007

Again!!!!!!!!!!!! ….. Blogger Error… is it happening only with me ??

Just now i was surfing through a blog

http://www.projetocarpediem.blogspot.com/
and i wanted to view blogger's profile .. again blogger beta threw me an error like

HTTP Status 503 – Servlet NewFrontend is currently unavailable

type Status report

message Servlet NewFrontend is currently unavailable

description The requested service (Servlet NewFrontend is currently unavailable) is not currently available.
Apache Tomcat/4.1.24

i dunnno what's happening in blogger website or is it only with me that i m getting such errors… i have already posted an error (java error) in my previous post..

below is the screenshot click on the image to enlarge it.

25. February 2007

Damn !!! .. Blogger came out of Beta.. but why this java error ???

On Friday when i was trying to publish my post on blogger beta i was shocked to see this java error.

Blogger must have come out from Beta but .. what this error says..

Click on the image below to see the screenshot

The whole Error Trace is below

here is the text file of this error trace.


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The Longest Page on the Internet

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Stats
– Contributing Artists: 75
– Worm Size: 5.70 Mb
– Worm Length: 119 images
– Length: 82.63 ft

(Going by 72 pixels = 1 inch)


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