LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI : If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don’t
want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT : When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE : People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.