WANTED GIRLFRIEND
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent
cedentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and
To the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
PlZ NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned
conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,,, never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject : Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
to the email address via mail
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saamir From
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• Power Engineers and Consultants Ludhiana, India
• Punj Lloyd Limited Gurgaon,India
• Nirma Pvt. Ltd Ahmadabad, India
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and with many other local and international organizations with expertise in English- Urdu and Arabic languages translation, Interpretation, localization, Editing, and Proofreading.
Beside an M.B.A. in H.R., I have received Translator & Interpreter Training and Accreditation from Nadwatul Ulama Lucknow, India, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, where I completed B.A. and Master in ArabicEnglish translation and interpretation with special reference to Arabic Literature and Culture and N.C.P.U.L under Ministry of Human Resources Govt. of India.
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My goals as a Translator are Accuracy, Confidentiality, Competence and Reliability.
I strictly observe the code of Professional Ethics and Business Conduct and do not disclose confidential information to third parties.
If you have any question, please feel free to contact us any time.
Thank you for your interest and participation! We look forward to continuing to offer you the best services.
My translation rates are negotiable for all language pairs (English –Urdu /Hindi, Arabic and other Indian and leading foreign languages)
Translation and editing rates are negotiable and subject to change. As a general rule, the translation rate varies between 0.05 and $0.10 per target word. The editing rate is $0.08 per target word.
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If you have any question, please feel free to contact us any time.
Thank you for your interest and participation! We look forward to continuing to offer you the best services.
Sincerely,
MD.Saamir
Munirka,
New Delhi – 110067 India.
Mobil: 91-9999891940
Email: mdeisajnu@gmial.com
MSN: mdeisajnu
Skype: mdeisa
Google Talk: mdeisajnu
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trishaha From
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hi,
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5’2 in hieght got a long straight hair with pair complexion.
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saamir From
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If you have any question, please feel free to contact us any time.
Thank you for your interest and participation! We look forward to continuing to offer you the best services.
Sincerely,
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Munirka
New Delhi – 110067 India.
Mobil: 91-9999891940
Email: mdeisajnu@gmial.com
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MSN: mdeisajnu
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saamir From
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English-Arabic-Urdu-Hindi Translator and Interpreter in New Delhi NCR.
I am writing to introduce myself as an accredited and experienced freelance translator and interpreter for organizations such as
•Power Engineers and Consultants Ludhiana, India
•Nirma Pvt. Ltd Ahmadabad,
•Evalueserve Gurgaon,
•Cipla Ltd. Mumbai,
•Giex Food India Ltd. Rampur
•Exevo India Ltd.
•The Smart Cube, New Delhi,
•Global Hunt, New Delhi
and with many other local and international organizations with expertise in English- Urdu and Arabic languages translation, Interpretation, localization, Editing, Proofreading.
Beside M.B.A. in H.R.,from S.M.U, I have received Translator & Interpreter Training and Accreditation from Nadwatul Ulama Lucknow, India, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, where I completed B.A. and Master in ArabicEnglish translation and interpretation with special reference to Arabic Literature and Culture and N.C.P.U.L under Ministry of Human Resources Govt. of India.
Sincerely,
MD.Saamir
J.N.U.,New Delhi,
Mobil: 91-9999891940
Email: mdeisajnu@gmia
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forex From
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any thing
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john From
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Italian Villa rentals From
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How interesting. I thought this was a mickey take, but apparently not. Good luck with that, hopefully it works out for you…
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Janis From
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Ohh… I just wish that finding a girlfriend (or boyfriend in my case) is this easy and fun! But reality is a lot harsher! A good post though.. It’s funny!
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ingilizce kursu From
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How interesting. I thought this was a mickey take, but apparently not. Good luck with that, hopefully it works out for you…