A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20
blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already
walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he
decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming
home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn
right, then left, past he bridge, then right again and another right and
so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped
the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, “Jen is the
cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife. Frustrated the man
said, “Put that bloody cat on the phone, I’m lost and I need
directions.”